Award for Healthy Food

Twisted, rotten and distorted, the Award for Healthy Food is a legendary trophy from a time before the Future Wars.

Its first and only recipient was Tristan Miller. The reason for this accolade is lost to all but the most memorific of fokelorists.

The trophy itself consists of a fragile matrix of potato fragments supported by sections of wooden skewer. This construct is coated in varnish, and mounted on a wooden block, to which is affixed a plaque reading Award for Healthy Food.

Legend has it that within weeks of the Award's construction, the potato pieces began to decay, their essence trapped inside the varnish coating, a veneer robust enough to prevent Death itself from reclaiming the soul of the chopped vegetable. It is also said that when the world ends, the trophy will return to its maker, Leo Auri, and balance will be restored to the Universe.