Barnstar

Barnstars are a way for smug Wikipedophiles to pat one another on the back for contributing just that little bit extra to the cause of gradually fucking up the whole of human knowledge and discrediting reputable sources of information for all time. In early clashes with Wikipedia we who were to join this here Mindcloud bedecked ourselves and our articles with these arbitrary and pointless trophies of Wikifriendialitude, only to have them deleted, reattached, re-deleted, reattached, deleted again and our IPs banned.

Wikipedia has hundreds of the things, currently we only have a basic type that can be modified fairly easily. You can award it to your friends for doing something good, but most likely you'll use it to harass people for fucking something up or just to get a rise out of them when nothing else is on. You don't have to use them sparingly here, folks - if you feel like it, bedeck yourself and your cronies with them and impress the ladies/men! Gain valuable Man Points! FEEL LIKE AN INTERNET TOUGH GUY AGAIN. Increase the length of your E-Penis in seconds! Nothing is impossible with Barnstar! Only, we're too ignorant and lazy to find out why they're called that.