Bludgkin

(Extracted from http://wiki.mindcloud.org/wiki/Bludgkin ;-D)
Bludgkin once held a blue Kilometrico pen for three whole weeks for his master- Tristan while he was in Europe, lolly-gagging about.

A very special type of Dumbosaur, being the last of his kind. He was born on the 6th November 1985. On the 16th January 1994, he was possessed by the spirit of Frank Zappa.

Since this event, Bludgkin has become the most intelligent member of his genus in all of history: now being able to wag his tail and accept pats without going into a blithering, brain-haemorrhaging babble. Zappa, on the other hand rues the day he was born and is currently in negotiations with the almighty salesperson's lawyer to see if he can get a better deal... or triple his money back.

Bludgkin was found by Tristan lying on the ground one EPIC STEGOSAURUS TREK. And is currently house mascot and "village idiot" in the house of MAD.

Despite having being told that he had never been disinfected after his serendipitous finding, Dr. Krazy still picked Blugkin up with her teeth and shook him several times for being a naughty Dumbosaur. No repercussions have been found... although the mad scientist herself has developed a strange penchant for pineapple slices fried in motor oil lately.

Bludkin's favourite activities include fetching pens for its masters (and holding them for weeks at a time) and laughing at its own farts.

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