Bringing Nothing Leaves Nothing Behind
(Extracted from http://wiki.mindcloud.org/wiki/Bringing_Nothing_Leaves_Nothing_Behind ;-D)
Bringing Nothing, Leaves Nothing Behind is the official Subgenius name of Tristan. He belongs to the Greater Antipodean Orthodoxy of the Church of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, the Two Fisted Saviour of the Subgenius, a clench located in Adelaide.
This name was bestowed on him at the Quorn Devival 2006-7, and reflects his lifetime philosophy best summed up by King Leonidas in the movie 300:
"Give them nothing, but take from them EVERYTHING."
Upon his leaving this devival, it was noted that we were entirely out of beer and all Tristan had left behind was an empty two-litre bottle of water.
