Crom

No matter what race, creed, colour or religion you are,when you first put on that rope of crom, it's like - a whole new feeling comes over you. And at $5.95 an ounce, crom is something everyone can enjoy...

The word crom can mean a variety of things:

• The god worshipped by Conan the Barbarian; an epic god whose name is best screamed out while doing something epic/monstrous:
  • "CROM!"
  • "Suffer no guilt he who wields this in the name of Crom" (from runes inscribed on Conan's sword)

• General filth, scum, or, more generally, general things:
  • "I woke up on the kitchen floor, covered in crom"
  • "This room is filled with crom"
  • "Stars are made of hydrogen and other kinds of crom"

• Cromulent - correct, or acceptable (Groening et al.):
  • "That's a perfectly cromulent word!"

• Crommunism - relates to sharing of consumables, in particular, beer:
  • "Don't worry, Crommunism is in effect."