Dark Corners of The Interweb
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Ahh, The internets!
What a wretched place they have become! Since the inception of the World Wide Web back in the day, and improvements in technology and the living standards in various places in the world and all that noise, it has allowed more and more people to access it. Like any society or nation, the interweb has a rather big chunk of weirdo's, perverts and criminals, but perhaps more so because the Interweb serves as an outlet for weirdo's, perverts and criminals who would otherwise be repressed in their local communities.
In this article, there shall be a list of sorts; a repository; a symposium of many of the Dark Corners of The Interweb, from the moderately offensive and pornographic, to the downright wrong and morally reprehensible. Just so you know, none of the said material will actually be stored here on Mindcloud (not the stuff with -10 pleasance or less anyway), but rather it shall be linked to from here.
Temporary list to be elaborated upon
Religious Propaganda
Objectiveministries
-update: probably a parody, due to selling of such as this. They do link to a lot of serious christian-right sites which helps it look credly.
This utterly terrifying site has some of the most simplified Fundamentalist Christianity I've ever seen. It's dumbed down thoroughly and has pretty little flash animations with creepy furries who whisper Christian propaganda at you when you click on them.
If you want to ruin your childs ability to think critically and for his or her self, send them ObjectiveMinistries.
Notable things that make it utterly wretched:
- Atheists stereotyped and demonised as bitter and evil people
- Atheists mentioned as being people children should avoid, but paedophiles and criminals are not mentioned. Presumably these are less worse than Atheists.
- Creationist claims that the earth is 4000 years old; implies that the 15 million or so species of organism on our planet all fitted into one boat known as Noah's Ark
- Encourages children to be Zealots. It's written in the first sentence for fuck sake! "My OBJECTIVE is JUST 4 KIDZ! The "z" is for "zealousness," 'cause Jesus wants us to be hot for Him, not lukewarm."
- Ridicules the Hindu faith, implies inferiority based on its polytheism. Also, pays no regard to the fact that Chritianity has absorbed so much paganism since inception that it has a pantheon of gods with arbitrary titles, such as Demon, Angel, Devil, God etc. (which is to say nothing of the "half-god" Jesus, a concept pulled directly from Greco-Roman mythology)
- Not sure whether "Hospiah the Kanga-Jew" is anti-semitic or not...
- Links to hypocritical organisations which are against "liberal" politicians using churches to engage in proletics, but advertises for the campaign to "put God back in America" by electing Roy Moore for Alabama Govenor.
- Uses testimony from a "Professor Giraffenstein" cartoon Giraffe and his sidekick moth. Testimony is approximately as truthful as anything put forward by Michael Behe
- Advertisement on Main Page claims "Atheists want to kill you! You're just an animal to them". Claims that Columbine and similar tragedies were "Atheism taking it's toll". They were certainly right about one Atheist wanting to kill them. Also, they are just animals to me, and so am I. Page links here where we get some interesting mix-ups with their own mythology saying that God (not Jesus) gave his life etc etc. It's also worth watching the video on that page, as the start has an ugly man explaining exactly what his organisation (answers in genesis) is - a church ministry aimed at supporting christian dogma, seemingly at cost to human knowledge and understanding.
- Chuck Norris has lost my support as a human being after supporting these dicks
- Interesting campaign to search the world for living Pterosaurs, no joke. Also, the "Doctor" running the show seems eminently underqualified to make ANY scientific claim whatsoever as a "theobiologist" and teacher on "Divinity" - wtfroflmao.
- Again on the Pterosaur page we find claims that Velociraptors guard the Ark of the covenant and have become too dangerous to try and catch due to "Genetic Entropy" and hence inappropriate to hunt as they search the world for living Pterosaurs, no joke, seriously.
- odd link to a site which was purported to be a site documenting Christians suffering for their beliefs at the hands of secular America. Tellingly, for the mostly white majority of the most powerful country in the world, the site has no such content. Seems to be part of their "Cut up the Concubine" campaign to stop "Christian persecution". I'd say these people are making shit up.
- Advocates "Theonomic" reform and a "return" the Biblical law and ethics. More on that here. Perhaps your campaign may want to leave out the following reforms suggested by Jesus in his time:
- Jesus will enforce a welfare state: "Give to him who begs from you, and do not refuse him who would borrow from you" - Jesus will raise taxes: "Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesars" (coins have his face on them) - Jesus is soft on crime: "Judge not, lest you be judged" - Jesus will pussy out of the war on terror: "Do not resist one who is evil, but if anyone strikes the right cheek, turn to him the other
- Quoting Spiritual safety tip (bold type added by objectiveministeries.com)
"What should you do if you find an Atheist?
If you find an Atheist in your neighbourhood, TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY! You may be moved to try and witness to these poor lost souls youself, however AVOID TALKING TO THEM! Atheists are very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even trick you into neglecting God's word
Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them"
YouTube User "Zonkas"
An amusing collection of Christian themed fundamentalist propaganda. Mostly consists of "documentaries" attempting to disprove evolution and subsequently prove Christian creation tales. Also has some entertaining videos on Ufo abduction and Jesus.
 This page is part of a series of pages containing horrible things.
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