Fart-tastic foods
(Extracted from http://wiki.mindcloud.org/wiki/Fart-tastic_foods ;-D)
Some foods seem imbued with the power of fart, bringing the joy of constant butt burping for many hours. These properties are traditionally ascribed to the cheapest of ingredients. Is this a ploy by Earth Government to promote more expensive food purchase?
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Personal Experience
Foods with fart-tastic properties
Cabbage
Anything High in soluble fibre
Spicy food
Note... the last one will give you a little more for your money in the form of liquid fire.
Foods traditionally given fart-tastic properties, to which the evidence doesn't live up
Uses of fart-tastic food
Killing a loved one in bed (and also ensuring that you never copulate with them again).
Pissing off an in-law.
Clearing a lift.
Ensuring that you always get the seat to yourself on the bus.
Hours of fart-tastic entertainment with your friends.
Bonding with your dog.
