Grek

Most people are Greks. Greks make up the majority of humans - operating well under capacity in all areas except self-importance, they have effectively crippled themselves by tying themselves in with The Now. By not considering anything important other than what will gratify their urges at that particular moment, the Grek has discarded knowledge, happiness and self responsibility for a grinding life of ignorant smugness. At some point the parts of the brain responsible for learning shriveled up and died, and so the Grek is intellectually excited by stupid shit like Sliding Doors, fad diets, the Obligatory Hack Philosophy Hour at every party, and motivational books. They are incapable of actually learning anything new after about the age of twelve, but they do keep lists of what they've experienced in order to boast to their friends about how well-read/intelligent/adventurous/stupid they are.

There is no point trying to reform a Grek.