Kin theory
(Extracted from http://wiki.mindcloud.org/wiki/Kin_theory ;-D)
NOT RELATED TO KIN SELECTION
This theory states that you can turn any word.. ANY WORD cute by adding the suffix 'kin' to a word ending with a vowel and 'ikin' if it's a consonant. Furthermore, cuteness can be enhanced if i/kins is used.
A few examples...
Bludge becomes Bludgkin
Pillow becomes Pillowkins
Daw becomes Dawkins... hang on... that doesn't work.
Enrage your enemies by using this theory on their first names... and then time to see how long your eye sockets remain unblemished.
