Lauren common denominator
(Extracted from http://wiki.mindcloud.org/wiki/Lauren_common_denominator ;-D)
A very specialised but devastating insult I once heard used.
It only works on people called "Lauren". It works best if they are trawling for votes or popularity for some reason.
Go right up to her and accuse her of appealing to the "Lauren common denominator". It will snap her spirit like a twig. This was done during my time in the Corp to a girl who called herself "Loz" by a man called James.
