MADhouse

The current, stately residence of Dr. Krazy, Tristan and their pet, Bludgkin. The upper roof-space being occupied by a mangerie of elephants, monkeys and ornamental flamingos.

As its name suggests, this is a house occupied by mad people and is to be only occupied by them. Frequent activities include: Art-Jamming, Foodgasms (in the Dangerous Kitchen) and general mad behaviour. Although the house is in tatters, the only thing holding it together is the Dovetailing points through which the Jonesing Layer seeps.

HOUSE RULES

• An eye for an eye leaves everyone in the MADhouse blind and stumbling around in the dark groping at the walls(non-suggestively).

• Telepathic 'nigh nighs' are to be sent through the Jonesing Layer between the hours of 1-6am.

• "Fred Durst is a moron" - Trent Reznor. Possibly the wisest thing a human being has said. Therefore, NO LIMP BIZKIT!!!! NO EXCEPTIONS.

• Carl Sagan is better than Richard Dawkins... deal with it.

• Anyone caught being a fundamentalist: Chritian, Atheist or otherwise in a pretentious, obnoxious, "Dawkins" sort of manner get's called one. Therefore, "Dawkins" is seen as the worst insult imaginable. Use sparingly.

• Praise "Bob", praise him daily. If you don't he probably won't care. But remember, if you haven't sent him your $30, you're still pink to Bob.

• All persons within MADhouse must generate one bad pun per hour. Faliure to meet this quota will result in 10 minutes in the 'naughty corner' (the space under the TV), thinking about what you could have pun.

• There is to be no use of the word: 'doily/doyley/doyly'. Punishment as per the previous rule.

• In an effort to placate those who are sensitive to crass language, 'fuck' is to be replaced by 'fun', 'FAQ' or 'fork'. Subtlety is awesome so if you want someone to 'get "forked"', give them an actual fork.