MC:BORT
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This page is an official Prolecy of Mindcloud. It may represent a growing, broad-based consciousness of class issues among the proletariat preparatory to The Future Wars, or some deranged bint might be making arbitrary demands for you to modify your behaviour FOR ANY OR NO REASON AT ALL. Usually some combination of both.
Prolecy represents the righteous but utterly irrational demands of The People. By modifying this page, you are getting involved in Proletics. If you do it often enough, you become a Proletician. |
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Mindcloud is a cluster of humanoids who barely restrain their mutual hostility in order to put a thing on the InterNought. What this thing is is unknown. However, there is a growing sense of self-importance and semi-adulterated pomp (and circumstance) attached to this thing, therefore the Smug Fucks and Neckbeards of the Proleocracy have gathered together in a large internet circle in order to jerk each other off about what MINDCLOUD IS BORT.
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What Mindcloud is Bort
Mindcloud is Bort the Wikipedia
The kind sir Neckbeards, Grognards, Smug Fucks, Artistes Savant, Double-Entendrethusiasts, Malcontentians, über-Fops, and Gentlejerks of Mindcloud bear very little in common with the Wikipredators, Wikipedophiles and Wikipedestrians of Wikipeddlia. Therefore the two publications have little in common. They are even at DIFFERENT WEB ADDRESSES! Q.E.D., or as you can now smugly proclaim: "MC:BORT".
Mindcloud is Bort a Poorly Disguised Slave-Trading Ring
It just isn't, so stop saying it.
Mincloud is Bort a place for questionable pr0n
Mindcloud is Bort Tristan Selling Badges
Mindcloud is Bort Making any sense
Or is it?
no.
Mindcloud is Bort the Fring Hoople Whop, And Spackle Distraction
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The Article of Proclamation
Caft on thif day, the Friday of February, Twain Thoufand And Feven:
As a member of Mindcloud who has been here longer than any other said member, prospective member, friend of the family, pet or mummified corpse, you are hereby authorised, ordained and commanded to belittle, besmirch and generally be-bugger anyone of inferior station (whether actual, perceived or entirely made up) to you by use of this cunning RIPOSTE to anything they may say. Should you read something you don't like anywhere on Mindcloud, there is no longer any need to come up with a compelling reason to simply replace the offending article with twelve thousand iterations of the word "fuck" and spend the next six years hovering over the "revert" button like a wikiprode. Simply write "MC:BORT" and delete the text of the article without any further ceremony. Gentlemen, the Proleocracy is behind you, and our crushing weight and mindless bureaucracy will lend authority to your utterly meaningless being.
