Mancannon

(Extracted from http://wiki.mindcloud.org/wiki/Mancannon ;-D)

If you were looking for something else, perhaps a Jump Pad, please see that article




The Mancannon is a device found on the male gender of the Homosapien mammal species. It is a multi-purpose device located on the front of the male at the groin.

A typical Mancannon

The primary purpose of the Mancannon is for reproduction. For this to be achieved, a consensual female allows the Mancannon to be positioned into her receiving bay, and the male fires several rounds from the Mancannon, with the aim of hitting the center target, where happy times is achieved.



What a woman's uterus actually looks like. Note the small holes; these are probably caused by a man with an abnormally small Mancannon. Female uterus's are also not usually removable and placed on walls like this. Do not try this at home.



Confusion over the Mancannon

The Mancannon is sometimes confused with something else that was also invented by Bungie, and that is the Jump Pad. Although they were both invented by the same creator and are extremely similar in appearance, they perform two very different functions.


Mancannon Substitution

Artificial Mancannons are available to those who lack an existing Mancannon, or just wish to have a bigger one.

A prosthetic Mancannon. Requires two hands to operate.
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