Minireal

This page is an official Prolecy of Mindcloud. It may represent a growing, broad-based consciousness of class issues among the proletariat preparatory to The Future Wars, or some deranged bint might be making arbitrary demands for you to modify your behaviour FOR ANY OR NO REASON AT ALL. Usually some combination of both. Prolecy represents the righteous but utterly irrational demands of The People. By modifying this page, you are getting involved in Proletics. If you do it often enough, you become a Proletician.

HST WANTS YOU

WELCOME TO THE MINISTRY OF KEEPING IT REAL

Pictured is the Minister For Keeping it Real, the head of The Ministry of Keeping it Real, or as we like to call it, Minireal. Calling it Minireal is compulsory.

Mindcloud's Minireal dispenses sweet official justice on the Mindcloud community, and is in charge of profaning member pages, blocks, promotions and some of the more arbitrary meanness committed in this hallowed site. It oversees the construction of Great Works and decides what you did wrong and how you will pay for it. It is the hated, fascist side of this utopian project, but as the Minister says, "You can't break a few eggs without breaking a few eggs".

Mostly Minireal just keeps it real, as the founder of this site is mostly able to defend what he's built. On rare occasions when he isn't hovering over the recent changes page, sweat breaking on his brow as he clicks the refresh button on his browser several times a second - for hours at a stretch - Minireal will instantly sort out the problem by dreadfully insulting and inconveniencing all parties involved.

If you have been visited by Minireal, probably the first thing you will know about it is that various pages you have been working on have been locked down and DSFARGEG warnings will pop up everywhere. As the Minireal storm troops kick in doors in an attempt to regain order, you might also get a message asking you to consider undertaking a Great Work for Mindcloud...