Simp
(Extracted from http://wiki.mindcloud.org/wiki/Simp ;-D)
A Simp is a member of that particular class of arse-clown associated with Simple Wikipedia, the even-more-retarded, inbred country cousin of regular Wikipedia.
How can you tell if you're a Simp? It's easy! Answer the simple question below:
Can you think of any use for Simple Wikipedia (other than entertainment when trolling the fuck out of it and its users)? Any realistic use or value under any circumstances whatsoever?
- If you answered "Yes" (aside from those after trolling-related fun), you're a Simp!
- If you answered "Yes", and one of your reasons for doing so was, "It's a great place to pick up some fine 13-year-old anal action!", that also makes you a Wikipedophile, like most of the Simp admins.
If it turns out you're a Simp, don't panic. Here are some easy steps that will alleviate your situation.
- Suicide.
