Simple Wikipedia
SIMPLE WIKIPEDIA : Wikipedia for people who are too stupid to understand even the lowest common denominator that is Wikipedia. A Wiki by pedophiles and retards for children and foreigners, not that anyone would seriously consider using Simple Wikipedia for any purpose other than trolling the fuck out of it.
Users, admins and defenders of Simple Wikipedia are known simply as Simps and should be kicked in the groin until infertile or dead, whichever you can be sure of first.
Officially sanctioned by Jimbo "Cocksucking" Wales as one of his godawful Wikipedia-related side-projects, and may one of the vengeful gods skull-fuck his soul for it.
Or, for you Simps out there:
Hurr! Durr! Fer shurr Wiki dahhhh YOU!!! (dribble). PEDO gar ruhrr ferr YOU!!!! yer'n idjit gerrrrrh.
yuhhh hhna SIMP. SHHURHIIIIMP!. Sturrh hurrr Muuhhndkraudh errr ey'll gitcha. JIMBO halp! JIMBO fhrrend. (drool) Grod skeeerl forrch duhh duh daaarl. Brrhn. Narlgit goin', y'hear?
Grood. Now we've gotten rid of the Simps, Simple Wiki is a fun place to raid for a couple of reasons.
- The admins are as dumb as shit and easy to get a rise out of.
- The admins are lazy as fuck and as long as you're relatively subtle about it, they can't spot ruinous changes to the substance of their articles. Also, their English and general speeling isn't top notch either, so it's pretty easy to get one over on them (see point one).
- The admins are as bureaucratic and dull as any Wikipedia admin, so even if they spot what you've done, chances are they won't be able to do anything about it except circle jerk for hours and come to no conclusion. See again point one.
If you're sneaky enough you should be able to get away with some crap, like my edit to the white dwarf article which at the time of writing remains unchanged and has stood for at least a month 
Tips for Maximum Pleasure from Simple Wiki
- Don't be too obvious - there's a lot of satisfaction in just sliding in under the radar, making a change or two and getting away with it.
- You can just make shit up off the top of your head as long as it's not overtly offensive. Pick a little-known topic and go for it. If some smart-arse notices and posts a vote for deletion, get one of the Trolls to back your play. They'll usually cite the Wikipedia article on the topic you've written as justification for their opinion - after all, they've just gone there as their only source of info for the topic. Get them right in the balls by placing one of the various disputed article tags on the normal Wikipedia, then mention that the Wiki article they're quoting from might not be kosher itself. Chances are they won't check any other sources out of laziness. If they do, at worst you've wasted twenty minutes of their time FOR EVERY ARTICLE YOU DO THIS WITH. At best, you break Simple. Congratulations! You win!
- Sometimes Simple Wiki will come under attack from large groups of trolls, /b/tards or EDramaticons. If this happens while you can see it (and you're not part of the attack), consider sliding a few changes in under the radar with minor edits while the admins are fighting off the trolls.
- Fuck with them. Make a fake persona, preferably a young teen with English as a second language. Make really crappy articles. Counter-attack the trolls half-arsedly, send hilariously ghey messages to the very people you're working with. If you get in this way, you can cause a lot of damage.
Let's work together to fuck Simple and Simps up. Once we've done this, we can call ourselves Men.
And, Simps who are still reading, GEDDOUDDAVIT! GARN, GIT!
