Start Exploiting Bindi

(Extracted from http://wiki.mindcloud.org/wiki/Start_Exploiting_Bindi ;-D)

Description

The start exploiting Bindi (SEB) foundation is an organisation aimed at developing strategic resources that utilise Australia's unique endowments, that being media automatons that can take at least 1000 hours of media coverage before blinking. These resources (known as BINDI Bionic Irwinian Neural Densifying Implicator) are infinite and are hence an environmentally friendly option to fund Australia's growing liberation commitments. Fundraising activities to produce the first prototype BINDIs include documentaries, zoos and taxpayer money.

Arguments for the Exploitation of Bindi

Involvement in conflict

Some argue Bindi Irwin has participated in funding of guerrilla wars of Revolution in South America, and that this has resulted in a post-human Clash of Civilization[1], based on the theories of Huntington and Waltz. It is rumoured that Bindi's leadership style is ESFJ/ENFJ, as per the Myers Briggs personality template. [2]

BINDI has trained as a Tank commander in the former soviet union.

A BINDI was also given as a gift from the American government to the anti-Soviet Al-Quaida

Bindi clones have been used to spread fear and disinformation in superstitious communities.

BINDI has trained in Japan as a Ninja, skilled in all deadly arts.

Automaton

It is also argued that, as Bindi is not actually a human but a cyborg, that she has no rights whatsoever. In such a case the media may exploit whatever profiting opportunity they choose without fear of harm, as her titanium-alloy frame is impervious to all forms of humiliation.