Stump of Sharpened Hate

This artefact was recovered from ashes next to the River Torrens

The Stump of Sharpened Hate is a part of the blackened remains from a particularly enthusiastic effigy burning on the banks of the River Torrens. The fire itself was extinguished by urine, further symbolising the continued ill-feeling towards the mocked.

This item is somewhat potent in its ability to drive away upbeat people, scientologists and terbeaux religious doorknockers. To these types of humans it appears as an elongated rent in the Universe, ejaculating violence, anger and the worst kinds of memories. On the other hand, the humans involved in the artefact's manufacture experience a warm glow of satisfaction whenever it is visible.

There is one other artefact of similar structure remaining from this event. Both were used as a support for the crude effigy, fashioned from blue plastic sheeting and a polyester soccer shirt.