Talk:Mindcloud - Serious Business
Serious, real serious Business
I was inspired by Bastardine's Serious Business Mindcloud:Bureaucrat page to write an article with as much vacuous managerial talk and as many weasel words I could think of. I'm having a break so anyone's welcome to add crap to the sections I've neglected if they like.
blokey357
Researchwise Analysis
List of buzz words / phrases to add to the article:
Paradigm Shift Acquistion
The following is a link to a website which has a list of overused buzzwords. There were a few nice ones and old favourites that I had forgotten about that I've snapped up.
http://www3.telus.net/linguisticsissues/buzz.html
- Deliverables
- Proactive
- Synergy / Syngergize
- Transparency
- Knowledge Management
- Metrics
- Leveraging
- Performance Measurement / Appraisal
- World Class
- Web 2.0 (can't forget this one now can we?)
Through further investigation via the tools of Earth Government, I found the following rather amusing site which has a "buzzword generator", which is utterly fantastic.
http://www.robietherobot.com/buzzword.htm
This is the introductory paragraph the generator:
"Please remember the Buzzword Profit Rule. The profits of any company shall be inversely proportional to the number of vague industry buzzwords used in its mission statement. Special profit deductions given for turning nouns into verbs, as in "productize."
Some nice phrases from the buzzword Generator:
- cultivate cross-platform L-commerce
- synergize enterprise markets
- syndicate world-class infrastructures
- enable killer mindshare
- engage global experiences
- scale revolutionary deliverables
And that's only six. There's just so many fantastic buzzwords and phrases to choose from! I can't possibly put them all in this article... or can I?
