Telecommunicock

The corporate world likes to keep its dick in your ear at all times, and the way it goes about this is by using a comparatively recent invention - the mobile phone. The combination of a blustering, rude cockhead (ie, your boss) and one of these devices - which as of 2009 are mandatory- is the Telecommunicock.

How can you tell if your mobile phone is a telecommunicock? Take this quiz and find out.

1. Do you feel like your mobile phone is mostly used to rape you in the ear?

2. Does your mobile phone, no matter how miniature, usually feel like a terrible burden?

3. Does your boss know your mobile phone number?

4. Have you forgotten how society worked before mobile phones came into widespread use?

If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, your phone IS a telecommunicock and is being used by Earth Government to dick you right in the brain. Follow some or all of the hints and tips on the Breaking the mobile phone conspiracy page and consider other methods of Time Control. Your life will improve.