Terrorism
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Brief Description
Did you know YOU may be a terrorist?
Terrorists are people who use fear to achieve political ends. The AFP cannot hope to target the multitude of groups which use fear and instead choose to focus on minority groups who are easy targets for our dumbed down excuse for a media service.
Known Terrorists
Peter Reith
In 1994 Peter Reith knowingly provided a mobile phone SIM card to a family member in much the same way as Muhammed Haneef provided one to a family member of his. Both family members ended up costing the Australian Government alot of money and political capital.
Dr Boy
Dr Boy once made Tri-Acetyl Peroxide at age 16 and as a result is a terrorist mastermind. The fact that he knows of no terrorist plots underway and has not knowingly provided support to terrorists is irrelevent.
YOU
Do you spend money in the economy? Then you're allowing your money, to fall into the hands of terrorists. Currency is used to trades goods and services globally, and the probability that at some point you have accepted money from, or had your money given to a terrorist is close to 100%. Also, it's clinically proven that you know a guy that knows a guy that knows a guy that knows a guy that knows a guy that knows a terrorist.
ALF and PETA
They blow up buildings and fight modern medicine. Go CYBORG!
Organisations against Terrorism
AFP
Australian Federal Police, please see AFP
Australians
A Shrewd stratagem of the Howard government has been to provide all Australians with fridge magnets to fight the terrorist menace. This fridge magnet can transform itself into a useful object with which to fight terror by closing your eyes, clicking your heels together three times and saying "The only good beret is a green beret".
