The continued character assassination of Dr Boy
The following is a msn chat convo between Dr Boy as "Paul" and blokey357 as "obey your noodly master".
Executive Summary
A conversation began where it was proposed that we play a game of an open source Real Time Strategy game, known as Spring or TA Spring. Midway through the conversation, Dr Boy bursts out saying "oooooooh! I feel like muffins!" and effectively decides to delay the playing of TA Spring because he wants to bake some muffins... what a softcock.
Paul says: man now I feel like ginger beer and muffins
obey your noodly master says: lol what? muffins?
Paul says: Ben mentioned scones, now I need fresh, hot, chocolate muffins
Paul says: srsly
Paul says: I have mix in my cupboard
Paul says: I feel like I'm being drawn to it
obey your noodly master says: draw yourself to it after we play ta spring
Paul says: ....
Paul says: but
Paul says: the muffins
Paul says: muffins wait for no man
Paul says: muffins!
obey your noodly master says: they do if they're packet mix.
obey your noodly master says: they wait a long time
Paul says: touche
Paul says: these ones have alreaddy waited a fair while
Paul says: seriously, I think we need to play ta spring some othr time
Paul says: I need to bake muffins
Paul says: it's like, a mediacal emergency
obey your noodly master says: dont ditch me for muffins man.
obey your noodly master says: you piker.
Paul says: I'm sorry
Paul says: I need muffins
Paul says: muffins
obey your noodly master says: this is terrible.
Paul says: muffins
Paul says: MUFFINS!
obey your noodly master says: you better not be seriously making packet mix muffins
obey your noodly master says: seriously, think about it.
obey your noodly master says: you have to get up
obey your noodly master says: go the kitchen
obey your noodly master says: get all the ingredients
obey your noodly master says: warm up the oven.
obey your noodly master says: mix the ingredients
obey your noodly master says: then bake them for ages
obey your noodly master says: it'll be like 2 hours before you can have any
Paul says: and play TA spring while they bake
obey your noodly master says: why dont you just go to BP, buy a muffin, then come back and play ta spring
Paul says: I'll use te alarm on my phone to time and make sure they don't burn
Paul says: it's not the same
Paul says: !!!
Paul says: needs to be hot
Paul says: and fresh
obey your noodly master says: uh huh.
Paul says: muffins!
Paul says: seriously I can play TA Spring AND bake muffins at the same time
Paul says: it'l just take twenty minutes to configure the ingredients settings
obey your noodly master says: alrite hurry the fuck up then muffin boy.
Paul says: MUFFINS!
Paul says: hang on I gotta check to see if I have the ingredients
obey your noodly master says: saying "muffins!" repeatedly doesnt make them bake themselves any faster.
Paul says: MUFFINS!
Will someone please give Dr Boy a fresh hot chocolate muffin injection? He's crying out for it.
