Welcome to the Troll Academy here at Mindcloud. Our Trolls are the least pleasant of all known Trolls, and they have the lowest THACO guaranteed or you get all your nothing back.

Our Facilties

Enter the gates at the luxurious Mindcloud Campus, and you will see the latest in up to date online resources, from this place and the stuff that some other guy said somewhere else.

This is probably the main building in which our booze and main servers are kept.

Our Trolls

Here at Mindcloud Troll Academy, we believe that not only should people feed the Trolls, they should also give them money. Our Trolls don't take no for an answer. They make people feed them. Anyone can go onto a forum and get themselves banned for being a prick - we look for more inventive ways to hurt peoples' feelings and really make them feel bad about who they are. But most importantly, we believe that it is essential not just to upset people, but to turn them into drama cows, who can be milked time and time again for free entertainment. The goal of all this is to make the internet such an uncomfortable place that most people leave, and the idea of Web 2.0 is abandoned utterly. We will then return to 1997 - a time of garish colours, shitty embedded midi files with only the most squalid, dedicated neckbeards on the Interweb. This will be Web 0.5, and it is what all our Trolls strive for in their rampant abuses. The Web Downgrade and an end to the age of the online Grek.

That's the MINDCLOUD TROLL ACADEMY DIFFERENCE

• Tristan
• Bastardine of Hippo