User:Bastardine
(Extracted from http://wiki.mindcloud.org/wiki/Bastardine ;-D)
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This creature is controlled by another user. With no will of its own it roams the Earth, a ghoulish shell of a man. If you find this puppet somewhere, please return it to Gilganixon. |
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This user or person is criminally sweaty, with the kind of neckrash caused only by ingrown neckhairs. He, she or it is probably a Wikipedia Moderator and should be vilified at every opportunity. As a member of the Neckbeard class, this entity gets a +3 bonus on Creepiness when searching for lolicon on DeviantArt! | 
+1 Crom -3 Pleasance +1 Smug |
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This user is a paid-up member of the Church of the SubGenius. This membership bestows papacy, crom and an ability to make up and quote scripture at the same time. The title of SubGenius affords +3 to Time Control and +3 to Frop Enhancement. |
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TROLL
"IF I CAN INTERJECT INTO THE CONVERSATION FOR JUST A MOMENT HERE" -1 THACO |
This user is an enrolled Troll in the Mindcloud Troll Academy. Don't just feed the troll: send it money, and help us continue our good work in making the Internerd free of horrible, sanctimonious fucks. |
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This user has declared himself King of Greece in addition to any other titles he or she holds. Western philosophical tradition gives the King of Greece a natural resistance to Turks and their Oriental ideas, giving him a +3 saving throw against all Turk-based damage. | 
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| Bastardine of Hippo | ||||||||||
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| Motto | MINDCLOUD IS BORT WIKIPEDIA. | |||||||||
| Established | Late 1981 | |||||||||
| Mindcloud Classification | Troll | |||||||||
| Political Leaning | Belligerence Party | |||||||||
| Location | South Population Clog, Greater Antipodea | |||||||||
| Endowment | Whooping Terrier | |||||||||
| Homepage | [1] | |||||||||
| Version | {{{Version}}} | |||||||||
| THACO | 10 | |||||||||
| Awards | Neckbeard
Troll
SubGenius
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Bastardine of Hippo is a bort very well respected writer of philosophy and self-proclaimed King of Ireland and/or Greece. The only philosophy of his creation that is widely considered to be of worth is that of MC:BORT.
