User:Dr. Krazy
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Name of specimen: Dr. Krazy, mistress of Bludgkin (No.. not like that!!!)
Species: Mad scientist (Scientium obscuratum)
Sub-species: Hooch synthesiser
Height: 1700 mm
Weight: No Dr. Krazy has been foolish enough to let that information slip. Latest speculation has set the value at about 0-100,000kg.
Call: "Ow! You're hurting my wank-ankle!!!"
Residence: MADhouse
Weaknesses: "Puppy-dog eyes", chocolate, cooking books, procrastination.
Resistances: Fundamentalists and Vorpal swords.
Special Moves: Nine-inch-nail fury swipe, Irresistible food dazzle, Super-fidget and Bullshit avoidance, manipulation of Jonesing Layer.
Life achievements: Making drinkable cider and founder of Kin theory.
Mind fidgeting:
Dr. K's Pharmacy of comfort food
Quotable quotes
"...it's not like women get together with their 20- something friends and say: 'Yay! Let's all have our periods together!' And then play Twister or some shit. 'Hey look! Red spot!'." - Anon
"Sol Roth: There was a world, once, you punk.
Detective Thorn: Yes, so you keep telling me.
Sol Roth: I was there. I can prove it.
Detective Thorn: I know, I know. When you were young, people were better.
Sol Roth: Aw, nuts. People were always rotten. But the world 'was' beautiful." - Soylent Green
'Don't trust authority, trust nature.' - Dr Karl
*SLAM* "Okay... who put this neutron star in the cupboard!?"- TJM
"HPLCs suffer from separation anxiety" - Michael Roberts
"Welcome to capitalism. The rich get richer, the poor get poorer and the middle class is until debt do us part." Peter Goers
"Just remember at the end of the day... you, me, all of this is just a sophisticated composition of the vomit and decaying corpses of stars." - Dr. Krazy
"Science is interesting... and if you don't agree- you can fuck off!" - Editor of the NewScientist
"Easter! A strange and "wonderful" festival where we celebrate the death of a man who was nailed to a tree by eating chocolate confections resembling eggs while rambling round the garden looking for sweeties like some diabetic lagomorph." - Dr. Krazy
